if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
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He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
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I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
Pooping to opera.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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