Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
