Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Oh god it's open bar.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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