No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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