Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
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So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
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you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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