If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize