Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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