Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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