While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
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i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
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You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
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i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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