Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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