Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Randomize
