you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
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It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
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If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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