Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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