I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
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I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
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I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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