another moral hangover. fuck.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
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I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
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It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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