I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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