The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I'm bleeding and have questions
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Randomize
