Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
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Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
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You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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