Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
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I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
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I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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