What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
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Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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