I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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