They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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