That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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