How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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