I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
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i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
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DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
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