I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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