yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
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As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
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I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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