There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
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He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
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I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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