Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Damn victory sex feels great
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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