then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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