I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
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nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
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I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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