no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
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he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
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Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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