PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
