dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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