Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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