So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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