I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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