you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
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Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
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My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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