I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
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Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
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He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
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