I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
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woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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