I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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