it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
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We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
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I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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