Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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