Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
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I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
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What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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