Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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