Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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