I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
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Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
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Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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