So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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