what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
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Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
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What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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