these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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