I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
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Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
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Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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