Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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