would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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