The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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