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so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
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I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
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Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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