I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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